imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
ianto jones + sass
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
how many Hogwarts students does it take to change a light-bulb?
1 Slytherin to break it
1 Gryffindor to volunteer to climb the ladder and change it
3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder and insure the safety of the Gryffindor student
and 1 Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic
never forget where you come from.
For a minute I thought they were all looking into the Mirror of Erised and regretting all the decisions that led them to their empty shells of existence.
^ that’s what I thought too
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
#me at every exam ever taken
Tenth Doctor Being Flirted With (and not quite getting it)