That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
"Hey baby I’m home alone"
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"