if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
(Source: foodstain)
woah
someone studying atoms is just atoms trying to understand themselves
(Source: mishacollinlingus)
do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad
birds might be complimenting you
This girl that was writing everyones grades wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97
And thats the story of how i passed Chemistry
STOP REBLOGGING MY TEACHER WILL FIND OUT
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
I need an Edna Mode life coach.
More of Ms. Mode on my dash, please and thanks.
Edna Mode… our spirit animal
forever reblogging the Edna Mode pep talk :D
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza
no fuck off
you are dead to me, microsoft word.that’s because freedom doesn’t include u just me
That’s nice Nited States of America
500% sure i annoy literally every person
